danforth, Camilla

[cammie danforth]

camilla alexis danforth - seventeen - senior - female - heterosexual - taylor - western - cintia dicker

voice record interview of camilla danforth. interviewer: kathryn 

FIRST OFF, LET ME JUST SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE YOUR NAME. WHO NAMED YOU? WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND IT ALL?

-laughs- are you fucking mental? you like the name camilla? you must be as fucked up as my parents. am I allowed to swear in this? what ever. you're crazy. i absolutely despise my name. with a passion. it sounds like some bloody tea. which i hate. all that shit about british people and tea? fucking stereotype. which is another thing i hate. but camilla? out of all the things i hate in this world, it has to be my first name. call me cammie or die.

the story behind the name? nothing. my mom just thinks she's good at naming people, is all. must run in the family: her mother named her abigail.

UHM, OKAY. WHERE WERE YOU BORN-ERM- CAMMIE?

these questions are so fucking generic. can't you tell by the accent? or are you as daft as you look? and to think i over estimated you. well if it wasn't obvious, i'm from kent which is in england. born and raised in a little pretentious town called sevenoaks. doesn't it sound like a nursing home? it may bloody well be; what with all the old bats that live there. anyways, i grew up on my parent's estate, normal childhood, blah blah blah. are we done?

NOT QUIET. I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, CAMMIE. WHAT MAKES THE DAUGHTER OF MICKY DANFORTH TICK? LET'S START WITH SOME OF THE THINGS THAT REALLY "GRIND YOUR GEARS"

well, for starters, i really hate stupid questions and interviewers: but, seeing as daddy said i needed to be a nice little girl for the press, i'm speaking to you and answering your bloody questions. but i can't really answer your question, it would take far too long because, well, i hate a lot of things. call me bitter, or a bitch: i'm just honest. and i know that life sucks. some things suck more then others, but we're all just gunna die anyways, what's the big fucking deal?

I SEE. I'M CURIOUS AS TO WHY A GIRL LIKE YOU WOULD HAVE SUCH A PESSIMISTIC VIEW ON THINGS...

a girl like me? oh, i get it. you think i'm some spoiled rich kid, right? hah. well, there is some truth in that. i am spoiled, and i am a rich kid, but i'm not ungrateful. i know i've got it better then others, but everyone has their own porblems in their lives- - some... obstacle that they have to over come. like, for instance: you're sitting here looking like you have a stick up your arse, and you're probably thinking: "i hate my job". am i right? you have to sit here, and listen to some man's little brat speak about her life while you could be doing something you want. like... shit, i don't know. what's your passion?

UHM, EXCUSE ME BUT SHOULDN'T I BE INTERVIEWING YOU?

just answer the question, okay? i'll get to the point.

UHM OKAY... WRITING IS MY PASSION. YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ME, CAMMIE, I LOVE MY JOB.

bollocks.

NO REALLY, I-IT IS.

double bollocks. don't lie to me, kat. that's another thing i hate: liars. maybe you should add that one to the list. right under people who don't answer my questions.

FINE. I'LL ANSWER YOU BUT THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO INTERVIEWING YOU, ALRIGHT?... I WANTED TO BE AN ACTRESS.

no shit? you any good, kat?

I GUESS, I DON'T KNOW... I REALLY AM G-- HEY, WAIT. THIS IS ABOUT YOU, NOT ME.

alright, but you see what i mean? everyone has something they have to deal with in their lives. some may be greater then others, but we all have shit in our lives, y'know? mind if i smoke, kat?

NO, NOT AT ALL. NOW, WITH ALL NEGATIVITY ASIDE, THERE MUST BE SOME THINGS YOU LIKE?

-sound of cigarette being lit- you're right kat, i'm not just some heartless body walking around, i mean, i like things. for starters: cigarettes. it's bad for my health, i know, i've been scolded before so no need to tell me now, but it's just re-assuring to know that all your stress could be gone with just one stream of smoke. i'm not addicted or anything like that. you've probably already seen the tabloids, so there's no point in saying that i like having myself a good time. who doesn't like a good party? boys are another guilty pleasure of mine, but, you already know that -chuckles- what else? hmm... rainbows, unicorns and lollipops; what do you bloody think? i'm still a normal teenage girl... well, as normal as one could be, anyhow. sex, drugs and rock & roll: what's not to love?

HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING THE DAUGHTER OF MICHAEL "MICKY" DANFORTH: ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ARTISTS IN MUSIC HISTORY?

brilliant. just brilliant. i love my father, and can honestly say probably the only man i ever loved. he's not only a genius but a great man, really. even though i can't sing or play an instrument for shit, i look up to him.

OH, SO IT SEEMS I HIT A SOFT SPOT. DID I JUST CRACK THROUGH CAMMIE DANFORTH'S SHELL?

yeah, don't feel so special, kat. 

-CHUCKLES- HOW ABOUT YOUR MOTHER, CAMMIE? YOU SEEM SO FOND OF YOUR FATHER, DO YOU HAVE THE SAME ADMIRATION FOR YOUR MOTHER?

fuck no.

OH?

she's a bitch. a slag. she's mental. i absolutely hate her. first off, she definitely doesn't love my father, she's a gold digger is what she is. there isn't a time when i was little that she wouldn't always have a different guy over. the slut. and she thought i was some sort of idiot, that i wouldn't find out. i wasn't some sort of imbecile child. i knew what sex was. and my poor dad was so clueless, he'd come home after a hards day at work to-what he thought- his faithful wife and child. she's a liar, and incase i didn't mention, i hate liars. 

oh, and she named me camilla. tell me that's not evil.  

WHY SO QUICK TO JUDGE, CAMMIE? I MEAN, YOUR FATHER IS A ROCK LEGEND. HE PARTIED ALONG JAGGER AND HENDRIX... AND YOU KNOW: SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK & ROLL AND ALL.

the thing is, kat. i know my father better then you. and he would never, ever cheat. next question, please.

UHM, ALRIGHT. LET'S MOVE ONTO... ACADEMICS

-groan from cammie-

YOU DONT LIKE SCHOOL MUCH, DO YOU?

understatement of the year.

SO I TAKE IT YOU DONT HAVE A FAVORITE SUBJECT?

well, no, actually, i do. english, believe it or not. it's just, it's not the learning and such, it's the system. i hate attending school, and just high school in general; the drama, I mean. oh look, another one for your long list of things cammie hates.

-LAUGHS- IT'S GETTING LONGER AND LONGER BY THE MINUTE. SO, CAMMIE, WHICH SCHOOL ARE YOU ATTENDING?

my parents moved to new york last year, and decided that I needed the best education out there, so they sent me to the best boarding school in the US.  a stupid little shit hole in maine called siren-bishop hall. i'm sure you've heard of it. 

I HAVE. VERY TOUGH TO GET IN.

no shit. and incase you were wondering. no. my father didn't have to bribe the headmaster. believe it or not, my vocabulary is much more expansive then just cursing.

WHY DO YOU CURSE SO MUCH?

how the fuck should i know?

IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

shame. you were begining to grow on me, kat.

IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE, REALLY. ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE YOU LEAVE?

oh don't get your knickers in a knot. it's not like I'm dying or anything. i'm very sure you'll be hearing more of me in the future.