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Post by sylvie on May 31, 2010 13:14:04 GMT -5
Welcome to Siren-Bishop Hall.
Siren-Bishop Hall is the oldest boarding school in the United States, established in 1770 by William Siren and James Bishop. Siren-Bishop Hall(commonly referred to as Siren or SBH) is a boarding secondary school of 700 talented students and 160 dedicated faculty from diverse backgrounds who genuinely enjoy living together and learning from each other. Students worldwide choose an SBH education for a host of reasons, primarily because of academic excellence. SBH is known as the number one boarding high school in the United States because it provides a stimulating environment where students can learn to question, to think, and to understand. A SBH education can go a long way toward shaping a student's character, providing the foundation for a productive life, and...
At least, that's what the website says. Looking into going to SBH? Why don't you talk to a couple of students first, see if spending your life's inheritance for a school full of beautiful, intelligent, deceitful people is really worth it. Yeah, it's got the looming, misty forests and rocky coastline that everyone in Maine has come to know and love, but do you really want to trip on that on your drunken walk back from one of the infamous shore parties? Do you really want to hear the ghost at the top of the light house playing the piano as you're trying to take a romantic skinny dip with your boyfriend (or girlfriend, if that's what you're into)? No? Didn't think so.
Unfortunately, they don't talk about that on the brochure. Sure, they say 'cultured, talented, high-echelon group of individuals', but what they really mean is 'Prada-wearing, backstabbing bitches with the newest pair of Louboutins and a shiny, ultra-white smile.' Too bad no one who's anyone would ever say a word about it. Be careful, we hear there's dark, burning fires.
You can't get those kind of stains out of cream Valentino.
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